Easter in another country
Posted by Andrew Butcher on March 26th, 2008There was something about the fresh air, the beating sun, the crashing waves, the scantingly clad men and women, the gross commercialisation of chocolate, the sandy beaches and the flies and mosquitos that made me wonder whether I had spent my Easter in a completely different country. To paraphrase the quote: Easter is another country; they do things differently there. Well, three friends and I ventured to the place where every Aucklander has their holiday home and room for the boat and the barbie: the Coromandel.
The Coromandel is famous for its, um, horticultural industry (you’re in business if you’re selling large powerful lamps that discreetly fit into a garage or basement) and, in the last few days, for poisoned honey pots. It also had the most extraordinary weather I have ever experienced at Easter time. I always associate Easter with scarves and cold, crisp mornings and heaters and wooly jumpers.
Now, it might be because Easter is three weeks early (which would really mess with your theology if you thought about it for too long) or because Daylights Savings has been postponed in New Zealand (coincidentally by three weeks), but it was like the middle of a really hot, hot summer. Chocolate melted. Easter eggs are not meant to melt at Easter. It’s a sign when they do.
I am about to mark a significant milestone in my years’ on this planet so I can say with some certainty that this Easter was an abberation; or Al Gore is absolutely right and melting Easter eggs will forever be an inconvenient truth. Maybe next year I’ll pack my togs once more and head to the beaches with the rest of the chattering classes. Or maybe I will find those gloves and the heater and be assured and rested in the knowledge that Easter will once again be cold and crisp and that people will, by risk of contracting pnemonia, wear more clothes than a skimpy bikini or a pair of shorts.
But just in case, I did go out and buy a new pair of swimming togs. I discovered that the ones I owned were prone to fall off in a big wave. They didn’t fall off, I hasten to add, but only because I grasped them firmly with both hands, which made it all the more challenging to swim. I’m very modest, you understand. These new togs are nuclear (they have a red tinge about them which says ‘radioactive’) and extremely likely to never fall down in full view of a crowded beach, which was a strong selling point frankly.
So that was Easter - the middle of summer in March, card games late into the night, long walks along treacherous paths to places with charming names like ‘Cathedral Cove’ and ‘Sailor’s Grave’, and a constant battle between big powerful waves and me. I won, even if I almost lost my shorts, swallowed half the sea water and collected so much sand that even the clothes I didn’t have with me are covered with it. Easter’s another country; we did things differently there.




